Oh, England, where hast thy chins gone?
I have stumbled upon a very disturbing phenomenon. Across the UK women’s chins are disappearing or perhaps they were never there and now is the first I really noticed.
The problem with noticing something as disturbing as this is that you start seeing it everywhere. I first became acutely aware of the missing chin phenomenon while watching Liverpool's Champions League win over Chelsea (great win Liverpool, by the way!). They were showing images of the audience cheering and there she was, a Liverpool supporter without a chin. I, to this day, don't know it was excess wattle or a severe underbite in her case, but since then I have noticed a crazy number of people with some form of this affliction. I just got back from Manchester where there were particularly many.
Look around and let me know if you notice this too. Perhaps you have a better explanation for it than I do which is "generations of inbreeding resulting in the proliferation of a recessive gene mutation." Where did I come up with that, you might ask. Well, I understand this type of thing is quite common in dog breeding...